PICK 10 CHARACTERS:
1) AMERICA
2) FRANCE
3) RUSSIA
4) CANADA
5) ENGLAND
6) SPAIN
7) PRUSSIA
8) POLAND
9) LITHUANIA
10) CHINA
QUESTION 1: You see (8) POLAND taking a shower in your house, You react?
POLAND!!! ... HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?????QUESTION 2: (1) AMERICA Kisses you, What next?
O-O .... *hugs tightly*..... *dies from overload of happiness*
QUESTION 3: (6) SPAIN Is drunk again what do you do?
You found my Papa's Liqueur** again didn't you? Ugh ...-puts in guest room with a bucket next to the bed and water and ibuprofen on the night stand-
QUESTION 4: (1) AMERICA Asks you to marry him/her, Do you say yes?
FUCK YEAH BRO!!!!! I'D SAY YES EVEN IF I WAS A CHEESEBURGER!!! .... wait a minute ...
QUESTION 5: You find (2) FRANCE in your bed, You react?
*in a disturbed voice* You would be there ......... cuddle time?
QUESTION 6: (7) PRUSSIA Had killed someone how do you react?
It's cause Russia ate your hands wasn't it?**
QUESTION 7: (4) CANADA Makes you food, Do you eat it?
Of course! He made delicious pancakes with thick maple syrup!! I LOVE that stuff!!! XDD
QUESTION 8: (10) CHINA Steals your car, What do you do?
-First: Hunt down China-
-Second: Explain to China that i see no reason why he should take my car-
China ... You make billions of manufactured goods for the whole world to sustain so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED TO STEAL MY FUCKING CAR???
-Third: Steal China's car ... and wreck it-
QUESTION 9: You see (9) LITHUANIA At night what do you talk/do?
... Wanna get a beer?QUESTION 10: You find (5) ENGLAND on your couch what do you do?
Leave him alone ... At least he isn't in my kitchen.QUESTION 11: (3) RUSSIA Tries to kill you, Who saves you?
I thought Prussia took care of- Wait, you're Russia ... I forgot for a sec there.Anyway, BATMAN WILL SAVE ME!
QUESTION 12: You hear (2) FRANCE drunk at night by your window how do you react?
Go Home Ya Drunk!
-start fighting-
-he comes inside-
-one stand occurs-
-he leaves after making breakfast in the morning-
QUESTION 13: What would you do if (8) POLAND was talking to no one, Would you think he/she is mental?
nope. He probably thinks he is a celebrity and pretending to be interviewed...
POLAND IS THAT MY DRESS??!!
QUESTION 14: You woke up in (5) ENGLAND's room, What do you say to him/her?
Well ... this is interesting...
-snuggles closer-
QUESTION 15: You find (1-10) in your room/bathroom, How do you react and who is in what room?
*everyone is probably in my room*
Hmmm.... Let's analyze this situation shall we? England and France are arguing over who has the best landmarks, America and Canada are trying to make friendly conversation, however Russia keeps glaring at America, America is glaring back. Russia meanwhile, is holding China, who is trying to squirm away ... Lithuania is doing so weird dress up game with Poland in my closet to get away/ hide from Russia. Prussia was talking with Spain but left to go steal Canada and are now doing something weird in the bathroom ... Spain then left to go join France and England and started a game of pirates ... YUP! EVERYTHING'S NORMAL HERE!! XD**Story time about my Papa's Liquor: Every year for Christmas my Papa who is pure Puerto Rican makes the 80% proof alcoholic beverage that gets a person drunk by the time they take their 3rd sip. I tried it once ... It BURNS!!! and it tasted nasty ... uuuggghhhhh .... that made me never want to drink ... EVER!!!
** Don't get what I mean about the hand eating thing? Check this out, I promise you will DIE of laughter!! XDD www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAYECa…